What movies have not aged well?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-J W Pepper

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

What are some tips for balancing chores, work, and family life as an adult with children?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Diamonds Are Forever

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Why don't I get sleep at nights?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

You Only Live Twice

From Russia With Love

I want to touch my sister’s boobs. What do I say?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Goldfinger

How is TikTok able to censor porn?

-”Ah so!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Moonraker

How severely should I get punished? Please describe throughly. Today I got my result of my test nd I found out that I failed in 2 subjects, my parents are currently in abroad nd I lied to them about the fail but I feel guilty now.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

A View to a Kill

Have you ever heard of the god Priapus being the same as the god Phosphorus?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Have you ever met someone and something seemed so unusual about them but you couldn't put your finger on what it was?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Is Daenerys Targaryen really the most beautiful woman, or is everyone saying that just to flatter her?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why do most atheists in debates with theists take Bible verses out of context much of the time? Are they lying maliciously or do they not understand theology enough to understand the meaning?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Octopussy